Lich King - Toxic Zombie Onslaught (Stormspell Records) 2008 1. "Cheesy Metal Intro" (1:29)
2. "Attack of the Wrath of the War of the Death of the Strike of the Sword of the Blood of the Beast" (3:52) 3. "Office Politics" (5:26) 4. "Thrash Resurgence" (3:23) 5. "Black Metal Sucks" (2:42) 6. "I Destroy" [instrumental] (3:23) 7. "Predator " (5:46) 8. "Cold Steel Machine" (4:56) 9. "Toxic Zombie Onslaught" (4:52) 10. "Lich King II" (5:15) Album number two for Lich King. If the album title, song titles and cover art doesn't give a hint at what to expect, Lich King are yet another band playing retro-thrash metal. One big difference between this band and many others in the young thrash pack, is that Lich King take the over-the-top clichés to a whole new level, one that is both humorous and fun at the same time. Obviously this band doesn't take itself too seriously. The album starts off with "Cheesy Metal Intro", which is exactly as it is titled, before going into a hilariously titled thrasher called “Attack Of The Wrath Of The War Of The Death Of The Strike Of The Sword Of The Blood Of The Beast”. This song basically sets the standard for the rest of the album both lyrically and musically. All nine tracks are straight-forward Bay Area thrash, with a heavy nod towards "Bonded by Blood"-era Exodus. "Black Metal Sucks" is humor filled speed metal romp. Lich King amusingly spits out everything that they hate about the stereotyped, corpse-paint wearing genre. Lines like, "Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down. Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown" and "Running out of rhymes, so wading pool. Thrash is the rule!" prove that the lyrics are more tongue-in-cheek than anything to be taken seriously. Of course all the comical lyrics in the world won't save an album that is boring. With "Toxik Zombie Onslaught" there's speed, there's aggression, there's wicked guitar solos, and there’s thrash, thrash, and more thrash. On the negative side, the drums sound like they are programmed. Personally, I don't find this too distracting, although I am no drummer. Lich King's sound is not the most original and they obviously wear their influences on their sleeves. However, creating some new genre of metal isn't really the point. Lich King are all about that classic thrash sound, and they are good at what they do. Those looking for the next trend in heavy music need look elsewhere. However, those that are looking for yet another thrasher to add to their arsenal, Lich King deliver the goods.
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